What is this world coming to?

Being a Landlord really stinks sometimes....So just after Andie was born we noticed that our tenant stopped coming home, and had not paid rent for the month of July. I spent a week trying to convince Melvin to go investigate downstairs as I thought maybe he could be dead down there or something. Melvin finally went downstairs to see what was going on, he said he had taken two things with him, his game console and t.v. He had left everything else including his shoes, clothes computer, bed, and dishes. Melv quickly changed the locks and we decided we could clean the place after our 3 week vacation. Welp the time came to clean up and I was dreading it. My sis-in-law came over and said have you even looked downstairs, I said no, but Melvin did and said it looked fine. She convinced me to go look and without opening anything up the place looked good. She then opened the the closet door and found a lot of mouldy garbage..uuhgh that creeped me out, then she moved on to the kitchen, we opened the cupboards and found out he had used all his dishes and put them back in the cupboards without even washing them, talk about mould, and bugs... and I thought that was bad. We then went and got garbage bags and began to chuck things out. We headed into the bedroom closet, Melissa found a IGA bag which looked like it had a rotten banana in it and brought it by my face to throw in the garbage which I was holding...it seriously wreaked so bad. Then I began on the kitchen and Melissa started on the bathroom. She said hey there is a plunger and a toilet snake in here, he must of plugged the toilet. Then continued to clean. Then I heard a scream...."Kay there are boxer shorts with a log in them wrapped in toilet paper in the drawer" Yep it is true our tenant was pooping his pants and wrapping them in toilet paper. We did find it a little odd to find a lot of haynes underwear packages everywhere She later found a few IGA bags filled with his poop, he was pooping in bags and hiding them throughout the suite, he was too shy to let us know he plugged the toilet. I got to give the guy some props at least he tried putting febreeze candles inside the drawers to hide the smell. Thank my lucky charms I was blessed with an amazing sis-in-law who cleaned it up, mainly because I am a real big baby! This guy must of really hit rock bottom to poop in a bag and leave it where he had to sleep, how hard is it to take out the garbage? Funny thing is every time I walked into the house I would say, "Melv it stinks like crap in here" and he would say "Oh Kay you always have the most sensitive nose when you are pregnant or just had a baby." After a couple hundred bucks paying for a plumber and a lot of bleach, the place was back to normal....being a landlord really stinks!