You know the feeling when your ears start to tingle and burn and your can feel your face instantly turning red; your eyes slightly start to water and it literally feels like your stomach and ego are going to fall out of your butt?...Thats right folks I am talking about your MosT EmBaRraSSiNg MoMenT! At that moment you have two choices: tear up and run and hide in the bathroom or act like it didn't even phase you and laugh it off. Well these horrific moments may not seem so funny at the time, but a few days, months, or years later they are hilarious.
When I was in junior high my friend and I went for a rollerblade all around Cardston. We decided to go down the hill by the high school to get some ice cream at Dairy Queen (the hill is pretty steep). So there I went zooming down the hill, all the sudden I hear, "get out of the way," I look back and my friend has the most terrified look on her face and is completely out of control...she zooms past me and to my surprise she didn't even fall...as I got closer to her she said "We need to go home now!" I look at her and she had completely wet her pants out of shear fear. It was all the way down the her butt and pant legs. Me, being the good friend that I am, burst out laughing and couldn't even move. All she could say was "shut up and if you tell a soul I will kill you!" I lent her my sweater to tie around her waist, but that still didn't even cover it and off we went on our way home! My poor friend; we still had a good 10min. rollerblade across town. Someone even stopped to pick us up and she sheepishly declined for us. hahah I am sure this story still haunts her to this day and she still can't find the humour in it! She may even be mad at me for posting this...but hey I didn't list any names so no one will know who she is!
One day while waiting in the high school gym for volleyball practise to start all the girls were huddled around talking to each other while the boys team had begun running their laps...one jerk, who was in front of all the other guys ran past and yanked on my shorts...to my dismay both my underwear and shorts were at my ankles...my face began to burn and it felt as if everything was in slow motion...the rest of the boys volleyball team ran past laughing, and I am sure I gave the girls around me a show too...I was mortified!
Do you have any good embarrassing moments! I would love to hear them, do a blog post about it, or leave one as a comment. I am dying to hear some.
P.S. I am loving all the crafty ideas out there!
Kay
I Do Now
6 days ago
6 comments:
Oh wow, Kay...what a jerk, I would have died!
I don't think I'd have anything that could compare with that!
BAH!!!! hilarious kay.
Haha I love it! I have a good story along the same lines as one of yours... When we were on a basketball trip to Kelowna in gr.12, Chad Folsom (or Chauch as he'd been nicknamed) de-pantsed me on the greyhound bus infront of all the other guys. I was so embarrased and mad! (But luckily it was just my sweats and not everything.)
Tyler Schow felt bad for me and said he'd get him back so a couple nights later when we were at the hotel and everyone was just sitting around chatting Tyler de-pantsed Chad. And apparently (FYI - this part is a little gross...) Chad had a few "skid marks" that everyone saw, thus changing his nickname to Poopy Chauch for the rest of the basketball season. Haha that's what you get for messing with Schows!
EVERYTHING?!?!?!??! you have got to be KIDDING me??? man, i wish I had a good story for you. I have just been fortunate enough to not have to deal with anything too embarassing. one time spence pantsed me (at home, just us, and just my shorts) and I started crying. i can't imagine being in front of a whole group of boys! ahhhh. i still can't get over it right now.
and carrie i love how that loser got it back. haha made me laugh. sucker
I have to tell you about this one time...
I went on a bike ride one day on the trails by my parents house. At the time I was 17 years old. Anyways, I was drinking so much gatorade that day because it was really hot out and I didn't want to get dehydrated. I was sweating a lot so I wanted to drink gatorade so that I could replenish my electolytes. So I had to go pee really really bad so I pulled off the bike trail to take a whiz. Anyways, I start peeing by a bush and I turn around and there is Melvin making out with Becky Card on a park bench overlooking the North Saskatchewan River!!! Great view by the way. CRAZY!!!!! So not only did they see me peeing but I saw them making out in broad daylight on a bench by the bike trail. Unreal. And very embarassing for all 3 of us.
Spence
Those are some great embarrassing moments... couldn't stop laughin!!!
Post a Comment